Fanfiction: Bethany

One day, Ponytail gave up.
“I do,” he said, eerily reading the first line of this fanfic through a warp in space-time. “I just give up. I can’t be bothered any more. I’m going to stay home and watch telly until I die of starvation. And there’s nothing that can change my mind, either.”
“Want to come shoe shopping?” asked Beardy.
“Yeah, OK,” said Ponytail.
Beardy rolled his eyes and went to get his car keys.