Fanfiction: Natalie

One day, Beardy found a flute in a park. He tried to play it, but couldn’t, so he went to Ponytail and hit him over the head with it. This did not please Ponytail, so he took the flute off Beardy and hit him back. This led to a brief struggle, which ended when the flute broke after being crushed between Beardy’s knee and Ponytail’s elbow. This disappointed them both, so they stopped fighting. They looked at one another for a moment, then Beardy broke into tears. Ponytail consoled him, and discovered that Beardy’s pet ocelot had died that morning, which is why he took his flutely failure so hard. Then they understood one another on a profound level, and agreed to meet once a week for lemonade.